Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Intro & Story from high school

Hello World,

My name is Ryan. I am 20 years old from a small town up by nap town. I like girls. I like to ride little red tricycles. I like long walks on the beach. I am the treasurer, risk management chairmen, and IFC delegate of a fraternal organization known as Alpha Sigma Phi that has been on my campus since 1998.

I used to be an illegal street racer in Southern Indianapolis. The car I drove was my buddies 2001 eclipse gt with a custom cold air intake attach with an inter cooler a RIPP supercharger and of course an engine back custom exhaust that ending in a silenced MagnaFlow muffler. The car was an absolute sleeper, which means it had a lot of power that was not recognizable by the look or sound of the car, and it used to tear up the streets. One day we when to the usual place for illegal street racing known to the locals as "Balls to the Walls" and raced numerous tuned mustangs and civics but on the way home that night the whole world of our local street racing changed. Our car was labeled as the film car that night, the car that carries a video camera to record all the races and scout potential drivers to join our crew, when all hell broke loose. A completely blacked out Corvette Z06 with black rims and the darkest window tint I have ever seen pulled along side us and acted as if he wanted to race. I knew instantaneously that something had to be wrong with this car because as any real racer would know the rule is to never race the film car. The car pulled away from me and with tires screaming in at least 3rd gear sped up to my buddies 40th anniversary Porsche 911 which houses a 345 horsepower 3.6 liter flat six cylinder engine. This made the race easy for my buddy or decently matched depending on what the Z06 had under the hood. To everyones' amazement the Z06 pulled away from the Porsche which lead us to the obvious conclusion as the police officer driving the Z06 quickly flashed on his under body rotating red and blue neon lights as the rest of the car lit up a fireworks display of blue and red.

1 comment:

Andi said...

You can find me on broadway ;]